Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Dogs never bite me. Just humans. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. dogs and angels are not very far apart. The dog is a gentleman The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. You cannot live with a paw in each world. The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Who said nights were for sleep? I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. What greater gift than the love of a cat. If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets. The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. Dirol, Unbeing dead isn't being alive. May he rest in peace. Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness? You is kind. You is smart. You is important.